क्या किसी ने लंबी चमड़ी के लिए फोन किया?, बिना खतना वाले लाउंजर से पूछा

There's a guy at the door claiming someone ordered an uncut horse hung cock with an excessively long foreskin overhang. Says he brought a sack lunch but you gotta eat it through the meat straw! What's going on here?